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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:35

Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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They put up a sign reading