What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

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No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading